Kims make over.

Salon girl 1: Oh my god! What happened to you?!
Kim: Ugggg, I was walking my friends dog girls and then they got excited and started pulling me. *sigh*
Salon girl 2: Sounds like you had quite a trip!
Kim: Is that a joke.....*sigh* They drug me halfway across town.
Salon girl 1 Yea, you look like you've been put through the ringer. 
Kim: C-Can I just get some new clothes.
Salon girl1: You look like you need more than that.
Salon girl 2: How about a whole new look! We can give you a complete makeover!
Salon girl 1: Yea, why not spoil yourself!?
Kim: Fine, Just don't go dressing me up as a Barbie doll. 
Salon girl 2: Don't worry I'll pick out something really nice!
Later

Salon girl2 So what do you think?
Kim: Oh wow! The jacket is so slimming!
Salon girl2: *giggle* Yea, the cut really trims the waist and excentuates the chest. 
Kim: Wow, I love it! Ring it up! I'm paying for it!
Salon girl 2: Can do! 

Salon girl 1: So what are you thinking?
Kim: I dont care just as long as it's short.
Salon girl 1: Oh, How about a cute little side tail!?
Kim: I dont care.
Salon girl1: Oh dont be like that! A girl should really care about her looks! How about a dye job?
Kim: Fine, Let's try out blue hair.
Salon girl 1: Blue?
Kim: Yea, I had blue hair a wile back and thought it looked good so why not?
Salon girl 1: You know what would look good with that is if we threw in some pink highlights! *Gasp* You totally need to let me do your makeup too! You have such a cute face I bet You'd look amazing!
Kim: Fine, do whatever you want.
Salon girl 1: : Squee!
One makeover later

Salon girl1: Done! So What do you think? I used some eyeliner to shape your eyes and a little foundation to hide your freckles!
Kim: Hmmmm, I like it, Kind of has that whole mad scientist vibe going on.
Salon girl 1: I dont know about that. More of a disgruntled doctor look.
Kim: Ether way, I'm digging the new look. Kinda gets me in the mood to get out there and start transforming some shit.
Salon girl 1: What do you mean transform?
Kim: Oh, you know, Do a little research that'll take care of that whole dairy shortage thing.